There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
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The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
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I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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