Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
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Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
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Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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