I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
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judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
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5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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