U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
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cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
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I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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