Who wears a wallet chain?!
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
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my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
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So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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