Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
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my phone cant type all the emotion im having
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
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I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Randomize