his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
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Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
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I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
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