I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
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I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
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I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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