Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
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I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
The uberlube is also flammable
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
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She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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