i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
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Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
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I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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