Already got asked if we're dating
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
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he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
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you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
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