Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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