Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
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She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
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Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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