I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
third nipple confirmed
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Randomize