6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
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Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
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drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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