Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
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It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
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TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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