i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
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well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
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It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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