even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
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I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
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oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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