But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
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This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
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On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
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