I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
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Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
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I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
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