i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
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People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
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Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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