we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
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just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
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Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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