I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
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I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
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Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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