worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
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two words...techno handjob
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
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The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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