No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
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I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
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He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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