yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
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He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
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She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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