dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
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The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
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I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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