gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
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He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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