I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
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I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
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I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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