I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
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I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
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Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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