Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
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It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
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he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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