did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
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He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
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So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Don't tell me you're on acid again
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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