so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
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Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
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Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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