You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
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the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
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a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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