Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
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Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
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Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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