God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
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Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
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I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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