what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
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i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
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i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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