yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
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He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
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not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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