your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
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This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
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Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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