I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
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We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
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A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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