i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
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Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
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Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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