OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
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I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
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Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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