Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
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Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
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I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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