He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
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His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
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hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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