hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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