But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i barfeds in our rink
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
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She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
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Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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