strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
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You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
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I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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