lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
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As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
whose parrot is this?
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
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as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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