Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
this beer tastes like vomit already
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
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Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
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I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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