Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
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i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
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I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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